Why do people still watch the ESC? The majority of the music is horrible and the people on stage mostly look like they were taking out of an asylum. And for some reason this apolitical event banned Russia for invading Ukraine.
Der Eurovision Song Contest ist eh so ein Drecksverein...wenn wir Deutschen das mal gewinnen wollen, brauchen wir nur Rammstein da hinschicken...gibt einfach keine bessere Musik...und die Transgenderleute können dann auch gerne zuhause über ihre Wehwehchen weinen und was weiß ich...
Leider ist es zu oft wahr. Und es ist NIEMALS NUR 1 Handtuch !!! Ich hab die Omas um 5 Uhr morgens 6 Handtücher verteilen gesehen !!! Für diese Deutschen schäme ich mich !!! Und für unsere Ampel-Regierung auch !!! Oh Gott , dass ich das sagen muss . . .
The autobahn is one of the safest highways in the world, and Top Gear already disproved the whole "you can open up a super car on the autobahn" theory, as it's a major trucking route.
Well i love being spanish 🇪🇸, but ifbi had a choice to be anything else Germanic would be my ethnic choice!❤❤❤❤ i love Germany, i lov3 their 1940's leader, i love their women, i love their hardtek/ ebm music, i love the weimar republic, German expressionism and new objectivity art movements and everything else German. ❤️ ❤❤❤
The DB uniform got me😂
"You're German now" That means he's only allowed to enjoy German food and snacks? 💀 Gosh... I'm doomed. 😂😂
Psychopat
Why do people still watch the ESC? The majority of the music is horrible and the people on stage mostly look like they were taking out of an asylum. And for some reason this apolitical event banned Russia for invading Ukraine.
bei Fresschen sagt sie natürlich nicht nein
Having beer on hiking trails must go nuts. Americans are too messy to have that pleasure.
The icicles in the nose 😂😂😂
Pov the french people
Are you gonna have some tea with your hot milk and choccy biscuits?
In Michigan, it is tradition to return several hundred bottles and cans at once. Used to pay for a week's groceries that way!
Eurovision Woke Contest
Der Eurovision Song Contest ist eh so ein Drecksverein...wenn wir Deutschen das mal gewinnen wollen, brauchen wir nur Rammstein da hinschicken...gibt einfach keine bessere Musik...und die Transgenderleute können dann auch gerne zuhause über ihre Wehwehchen weinen und was weiß ich...
Und die Schweiz räumt ab
10ter stark
So true
czesc do widzenia
Genau, und der Treffer zum Abschluß war das korrekte Bezahlen in cash. Beim Bäcker niemals mit Karte, never!
Leider ist es zu oft wahr. Und es ist NIEMALS NUR 1 Handtuch !!! Ich hab die Omas um 5 Uhr morgens 6 Handtücher verteilen gesehen !!! Für diese Deutschen schäme ich mich !!! Und für unsere Ampel-Regierung auch !!! Oh Gott , dass ich das sagen muss . . .
You're a natural-born performer.
Love the last one 😂 but Swiss do that as well
Es gibt noch Menschen die ESC gucken ? 😅
Where are you hiking there?
Tee mit milch ist so eklig wirklich
Really don't care what a country full of fascists thinks
Nicht angeschissen ist gelobt genug!
You can use the bread as Pizza crust. You Just need tomato sauce And cheese. Into the Microwave for a few minutes And there you Go. A fancy pizza
I learned that in pre school
"Alter Schwede"...most german thing ever 😂
Old swede
Fucking nemo didn't deserve It drawing all the attention to him cause hes non binary i aint homophobic but thats just shit
Not the baby 😂
Extraordinary
Very relateable. You cant just throw it away. That’s 1,50kr.
He may also dont know that liquido that made "narcotic" is german or many other bands.
Ja geil!! Genau getroffen man😂❤
Hes dead call the cops!
Zwölfter Platz! DEUTSCHLAND! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
The autobahn is one of the safest highways in the world, and Top Gear already disproved the whole "you can open up a super car on the autobahn" theory, as it's a major trucking route.
Yes!But who is British?
No German, Russian
He forgot "zum scheißen reicht".
There is no British dinner because there is no British food that is edible for Europeans.
Zum scheißen reichts
"Try it!" Zu Befehl. 😂
Jetzt kennst du den Schmerz 😂😂
Irland Platz 6 ... Deutschland Platz 12 Manche haben auch ganz einfach keinen Geschmack 🙂
w a i t do not tell me thats normal in britain please dont
Well i love being spanish 🇪🇸, but ifbi had a choice to be anything else Germanic would be my ethnic choice!❤❤❤❤ i love Germany, i lov3 their 1940's leader, i love their women, i love their hardtek/ ebm music, i love the weimar republic, German expressionism and new objectivity art movements and everything else German. ❤️ ❤❤❤
I did cut my finger of successfully with these. (I am German but also very very incompetent at staying alive)
Wow he really is British. Always thought he looked German.
Im only here for the marriage 💕 and the culture